I think that I Shall never see
The partner who'll Agree with me...
The partner who Will never quake
At each atrocious Bid I make...
The partner who Will understand
Each time that I Misplay a hand...
The partner who Will not get sore
When his signal I ignore...
The partner who'll Refuse to shoot
When I forget To lead his suit...
The partner who Won't flip his lid
When i pass out His forcing bid...
The partner who'll Not start to burn
If I lead or bid Out of turn:
Poems are made By fools like me
For a good bridge player
I 'll never be.